I received a free copy of this book through a goodreads first reads giveaway The first thing you should know about this book is that everyone is obsessed with dicks No joke almost every character so
I received a free copy of this book through a goodreads first reads giveaway.The first thing you should know about this book is that everyone is obsessed with dicks. No joke, almost every character sounded like a 12 year old boy at some point (or nearly every point). I think that was supposed to be the majority of the humour in the book but that was old before it was new.So the constant dick thoughts were not funny but was seriously overkill. The Smith family attraction to inanimate objects was weird and then annoying. I rolled my eyes at the chapter about the lesbian member of the Smith family. I was not expecting bestiality to make the list for things that happened/were mentioned in this book but there it was. Sydney went from being terrified for her life to pushing down the detective to have her wicked way with him in about two seconds, I just ?????? Everything Sydney did or said was stupid and didn't make sense or fit right. Ernie was a better character. Sylvie's confession to Regina sounded stupid (pretty sure she should have figured that out for herself years ago as well). Why was Detective Frank acting like an idiot when he has to talk to Bessie? It seemed very pointless even for him. I feel like most characters were pointless or weirdly gross and pointless. Kind of seems like killing off this family was a public service.The "humour" seriously overwhelmed the plot. I liked the sound of the mystery but it gets buried under some weird and annoying stuff in just the first chapter. The one thing I did like was finding out for sure who was behind taking out the Smith family. I did not enjoy reading this book.I believe there are missing quotation marks on pages 94 and 171. And an unnecessary quotation mark on page 281. And a name that wasn't capitalised on page 284.Good The List of Dead Smiths By D.L.Williams am Kindle The Uber Rich Smiths of Port Royal are dropping like flies, and in the most bizarre fashion When Cousin Sheldon suffers death by heavy set Asian hookers, and Cousin Lura Lee falls prey to death by pterodactyl, Sydney Smith gets the feeling she might be next on the list She hires private investigator Tate Pendergast to solve the mystery Tate believes the Seven Deadly SinThe Uber Rich Smiths of Port Royal are dropping like flies, and in the most bizarre fashion When Cousin Sheldon suffers death by heavy set Asian hookers, and Cousin Lura Lee falls prey to death by pterodactyl, Sydney Smith gets the feeling she might be next on the list She hires private investigator Tate Pendergast to solve the mystery Tate believes the Seven Deadly Sins are somehow tied to the Smith deaths, if only he could find the elusive Pedro a dead ringer for the Mexican actor Cantinflas Pedro, a man of mystery, seems to be nearby each time a Smith dies, but finding Pedro is harder than finding an honest politician Could Ernie be involved in the killings or was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time Can Tate solve the riddle and save Sydney s life, or is he just driving Sydney s Aston Martin around Naples, Florida, waiting for the last shoe or the last Smith to drop Product Details. D.L.Williams was born in San Diego, California and raised in Borrego Springs The small California desert community and large assorted family helped create his unique personality Recently, after spending 24 years working for a New England based grocery wholesale company, he retired and moved to Naples, Florida, to start he hopes a successful writing career His first novel is Pennies from Hell, published in 2013 When not writing, D.L.Williams enjoys riding his bike around Naples, losing New England winter weight ten pounds in two weeks and lounging by the pool in the sun so he wont be confused with the Vampire race He is also writing Children s books with the cover artist that created his Pennies from Hell cover, Tim Campbell of Keene, N.H Their first book should be out at the end of October, The Almost True Adventures of Whyboy.. Bestseller Books The List of Dead Smiths The List of Dead Smiths is a wonderful quirky mystery romp that you'll love from start to finish. It's really fast-paced and I found myself not wanting to put the story down until I had it all figured out.The author introduces the deaths of some of the Smiths in the beginning chapters and the circumstances are just absurd, hilarious and for some strange reason completely believable once you get to know the characters.I really enjoyed this one and I wanted to recommend it. If you like your mysteries with a load of humor, you'll love this book. The characters and the settings were perfect. You'll be sad it's over but laugh all the way through.
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