eBook Daunting Turns This book was full of crazy sauce but was also oddly readable in a train wreck fashion but I still couldn t give it more than stars Recap of the crazy sauce The hero is huge
eBook Daunting Turns This book was full of crazy sauce but was also oddly readable in a train wreck fashion but I still couldn't give it more than 1.5 stars.Recap of the crazy sauce:- The hero is huge, 7' and 350 lbs. He is super human because his father wanted to create some big strapping sons so he got someone to make him a magical drug cocktail that he fed to the various women he knocked up. Not sure why the motorcycle club dad needed super huge babies but ok we will go with it.- The hero is mute most of the time by choice. He just doesn't talk to people but of course he talks to the heroine.- The hero basically kidnaps the heroine from a biker bar because he decides she is the one for him after watching her for a few hours. He takes her, throws her on his bike then takes her up in the mountains to live off the land while he teaches her to submit to him. Huh? He sweet talks her by telling her she will do everything he says, take all the abuse his dishes out because he likes to hurt women and if she doesn't like it he will kill her. And she LOVES it. Of course these two crazy kids fall for each other (how could she resist?). Oh yeah, turns out she is just like Rambo and can stalk and kill deer and rabbits with just a knife. Pretty good for a lawyer huh? Oh and we find out later she is a super computer hacker! Yeah but can she cook? (yes! Of course)- So once she has declared she was his old lady, he takes her to his huge log cabin in the woods that no one knows about, of course after he stores his bike in a handy underground bunker. He somehow built the huge house from scratch and has two random people live there who take care of him.- Whatever, time for the next batch of crazy - they are called by his motorcycle club to go pick up two people on the run. Ok they just jump into his magical RV with a super computer that is basically artificial intelligence. Because if that type of technology was available, of course you would put it in an RV. Then we get treated to a strange trip around the country while they save these two people, the leads have crazy sex, and the super computer on the RV drives them around by herself (it's a girl computer). Of course our massive hero has a massive member that sounds like more of a torture device than a pleasure member. And he starts bruising her all over because he likes it. - Then for the next batch of crazy, we go to his motorcycle club where the members beat the shit out of him because it looks like he is beating her (seriously what the hell was he doing to her and how bad did she look?). She declares her love for him but it turns out he liked getting the shit kicked out of him so happy ending all around.- Whew, almost finished now, the leads fight for awhile then finally decide to get hitched but will never have any babies because he is a freak of nature. - Oh yeah I forgot - the hero was a cop, in every branch of the military including the SEALS, the CIA, the FBI - when did he ever sleep? Jack of all trades I guess.I think my review makes about as much sense as the book which is not much :). Daunting Turns go inside Books Turner Colson is one of the bigger Colson brothers He lives off the land bouncing from chapter to chapter as he s needed He s a mute by choice, and demands privacy when possible, which is why he prefers the solitude of the Colorado mountains if he s not working.Georgia Pine is a very young and prominent lawyer who s career just took a nasty turn because of a lying clientTurner Colson is one of the bigger Colson brothers He lives off the land bouncing from chapter to chapter as he s needed He s a mute by choice, and demands privacy when possible, which is why he prefers the solitude of the Colorado mountains if he s not working.Georgia Pine is a very young and prominent lawyer who s career just took a nasty turn because of a lying client One bad day sent her to the clubhouse for a good drunk to drown her anger and disappointment Little does she know the biggest meanest man to walk the earth is slowly falling in love with her as he watches her across the bar. Reese Madison Is a well-known author, some of his books are a fascination for readers like in the
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. The best Kindle Daunting Turns *WARNING* Gif review with profanities.I really enjoy writing raving reviews but when a book really rubs me wrong, I’m really sorry to write a bad one. I have to be honest, though and well, thank God for humour!Starting this review, I have to thank my amazing friend and fellow book junkie, Sharon for pointing me in this book's direction. Girl, you were right... it was horribly awesome!!! This review is dedicated to you.Last warning: Grab the tequila...Turner Colson, member of the local Motorcycle Club sees Georgia Pine (I find the fact that I share her name slightly humiliating) at her lowest moment, having lost the biggest case in her lawyer career. He decides that he wants her, so he grabs her, puts her on the back of his bike and ride on to his mountain... Seriously, that's the least offensive thing that happens....Turner is a huge man and he is mute by choice. He just doesn't like to talk at all. So at first, before bestowing Georgia, with his gift of talking to her, he kidnaps her with no words...He is also a huge man (7 feet 350 lbs), because his father wanted to create massive offspring and he was experimenting on his mother with illegal fertility drugs.Seriously.Georgia, no matter the kidnapping, wants him and she is turned on by him....She fights a little, but then goes with the flow, proving what a big girl she is by hunting and killing a deer with a knife. She even guts it..."Plus the warm blood always smells so good to me. Don’t ask me why, but I love raw fish, rare meat, and the smell of fresh blood. There’s something magnetic about the rawness of it all."She wins him over... (YAAAAY!!) and she is rewarded with the privilege to enter his mountain palace, which is equipped with the best technology. It’s modern and luxurious and he built in secret...They are having sex now and we get to hear, how extraordinary gifted in this department Turner is."He came deep and I swear my kidney moved."Because all these aren't enough, he is also into BDSM.And I hope you haven't forgotten he is also a biker, so when the Club needs him, he takes his woman and his Hummer and he is on to the rescue....If you think that there is nothing ridiculous in the above statement, I will let you know, that this is the point, where things turn sci/fi, because the Hummer is actually AI. It speaks, drives, offers advice and makes food!!!! All these in a sexy, throaty, female voice.No worries, though... He gets his due. His brothers find out that he slightly mistreated Georgia and they spank him. And of course this is so upsetting and undeserving...Thank God, it all ends well and they forgive/forget/suffer-severe-head-injuries and live happily ever after...Unbelievable and ridiculous, I just can't stretch enough how much I laughed. If you take this book seriously, it will royally piss you off, so be open-minded and conjure all your humor!
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