Seduction and Snacks

Seduction and Snacks Librarian s Note this is an alternate cover edition ASIN B AZTUU Claire is a twenty something single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money

Librarian s Note this is an alternate cover edition ASIN B008AZTUU8Claire is a twenty something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul mouthed, but extremely loveable when he s asleep toddler a better life When Carter, the one night stand from her past that chaLibrarian s Note this is an alternate cover edition ASIN B008AZTUU8Claire is a twenty something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul mouthed, but extremely loveable when he s asleep toddler a better life When Carter, the one night stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time With Carter s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four year old son and Claire s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.Warning contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

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  1. Tara Sivec is a USA Today best selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short order cook, baby sitter, and sarcasm expert She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when all three of them become adults and move out.After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of boredom She writes in a wide range of genres including Romantic Comedy, Romantic Comedy Mystery, Romantic Suspense, New Adult Drama, Contemporary Romance and Psychological Thriller Her novel Seduction and Snacks won first place in the Indie Romance Convention Reader s Choice Awards 2013 for Best Indie First Book and she was voted Best Indie Author in the Indie Romance Convention Reader s Choice Awards 2014.In her spare time, Tara loves to dream about all of the baking she ll do and naps she ll take when she ever gets spare time.

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  1. Tara Sivec vagina salutes youThe unfiltered hilarity of this book made me laugh and orgasm at the same time Can you laugh yourself into an orgasm Never in my life have I been so damn proud to have a vagina I normally don t like vagina it can be very territorial When vaginaginasgini When vagini get around each other, the pussy claws come out and everything becomes one big competition It s like the f king whoo ha olympics every twat for themselves But deep down inside we re all just looking for so [...]

  2. DNFThis book started out hilarious and I was having a blast reading it until I wasn t It stopped being funny and started to become annoying Very annoying, over the top, and ridiculous Just too much For me, this is one of those books that tries too hard to be funny and ends up failing because of it And, boy, was it crude Not a fun combination for me I believe whether or not this book works for a reader depends solely on what one considers humorous For those wondering if this book s humor will wor [...]

  3. Warning Do not, really listen to me, DO NOT read this book in public If you do, you have fair warning that you may be apprehended and brought to your local mental hospital.Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec was pure awesome Never, and I repeat, NEVER has a book made me laugh this hard I made the mistake of bringing my Kindle with me to a Starbucks and I started reading this book there I seriously must have looked like a mad woman in desperate need of therapy I was laughing so hard, and I repeat [...]

  4. Okay guys, this is, hands down, the most HILARIOUS romance I have ever read No book has EVER made me laugh this hard I giggled, squeed, snorted, and cried with laughter to the point where I d have to stop reading in order to catch my breath PURE FUN But the best part was that it wasn t just a funny story it had everything It was oh so swoony with some seriously omg fan yourself H.O.T and steamy bedroom scenes and an absolutely heart meltingly sweet and beautiful story about a family finding each [...]

  5. Seduction and Snacks is one of if not the funniest book I ve ever read It s an irreverent look at single parenting, dating, finding true love and well, it s a story about so much Claire and Carter are a great couple I loved that there was NOT a bunch of drama loved that Carter took on his role of father without hesitation, and those becoming a parent moments were some of the funniest scenes ever written Gavin is a precocious, too smart for his own good four year old with a potty mouth that doesn [...]

  6. Not only is this book pee your pants funny, it s incredibly hot It s also romantic, sweet, sassy, and fun I absolutely loved it, and I m going to make all of my friends read it Then I m going to make them text me their favorite lines, so I can laugh all over again

  7. 4 memorable and funny as hell STARS My main reaction while reading this book was pretty much this Or this I was either laughing out loud or shocked at something one of the characters said and that made me embarrased in their place for actually saying what they did out loud Random thoughts and highlights My favorite character of the book was by far Gavin He s probably the CUTEST, FUNNIEST four year old ever Some pf the things he did and said were just too cute and he never failed to crack me up C [...]

  8. I know this book has been out for several years but I just found it.I loved loved loved it soooooo much I don t think that I have ever laughed so hard while reading a book.What s not to love Romance Fun Sex talk lots of talk Sex Great friends Laughing lots of laughing Seduction Snacks is definitely my favorite of the year so far

  9. 10 02 2012 Full review posted 2geekgirlsreviewbooks Overall Rating 2Book Cover Book Blurb 1.5 3 2.25Writer s Voice 2.5Character Development 1.5Story Appreciation 2Worth the Chili 1.5Reviewed by Hope Helen s Review 2 StarsThis was a disappointing DNF for me I was almost finished, had about 30 pages to go, but it was just too absurd to keep me any longer and I knew I had lost all patience I was ready to scrap it about 30 pages in, but then it made me laugh I laughed so hard, in a few places in thi [...]

  10. H I L A R I O U S SEDUCTION AND SNACKS is a fantastic laugh out loud romance that will leave you snickering down to the final words of the book Imagine holding on to your virginity for 20 years only to loose it in a drunken, one night stand to a hot, but nameless guy at a fraternity party Yes, lots of things suck about that previous statement, but then top it off with the biggest suck factor of all Mr Nameless apparently had some super sperm that somehow escaped confines of the condom Yes, you g [...]

  11. Ok, I have to say this WHAT IN GOD S AND HOT CHOCOLATE S NAME WAS THAT image error In the first few pages all I could see was I m never having children en, babies, babies, ranting, ranting, ranting,disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, ranting, ranting, rantingah we get ite heroine has an extreeeeeeme aversion to children, and all things related to them including childbirth and then of course she had to go and have a baby of her own in a super romantic manner note sarcasm and end up being a single [...]

  12. This Is The Most Hilarious Book I ve Ever Read Hands Down At one point, I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard 5 AMAZING STARS Short Summary Claire is a college student who decides to lose her virginity at a frat party, but consequently ends up getting knocked up by Carter aka the one night stand The crazy thing is Claire and Carter never exchanged names after Claire sneaks out the next morning They never see each other again until 5 years later when Carter shows up at the bar [...]

  13. This seems to be a love it or hate it type book, and for me it was just so so It was funny in places, sure There were a few times that I belly laughed But to be honest, I think the author relied so heavily on potty humor, I felt like I was watching an eight hour episode of South Park Crude can be funny, but my GOSH, it was so overdone Shock value only lasts so long, and then its no longer shocking s repetitive and uncomfortable I like how Claire describes her desire to never have children I reme [...]

  14. I tried This one just isn t going to work Swearing and sex doesn t bother me obviously, if you know me but this book reminds me of a preteen who s just decided that he ll seem really awesome if he manages to fit in every raunchy word possible in the telling of one story it s called trying too hard to be entertaining The jokes are drowning in the attempt to look youthful and cool.

  15. Let me just scream this at the top of my lungs, BEST BOOK OF THE FREAKIN YEAR for me I don t care that this was written originally as a Twilight fanfic and that people are pissed that the author pulled her stories from the free domain to publish them seriously, all of you that gave the author one star for doing that NEED TO GROW UP Why don t y all just go lay that shit on the doorstep of EL James, considering that Fifty Shades was also originally written as a Twilight fanfic , people like me who [...]

  16. Read of my reviews and ramblings at Ana s Attic Book BlogI am in love Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec Move over Christian Grey, I m switching teams I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend and maybe lick her face a little I love her that much Or maybe it s the characters she wrote I want to hang with Or are they one in the same Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book I laughed so much during this book scary things were hap [...]

  17. Buddy Read with Stacia The Ace.DNF for now I have to be in the right mood for this humor.Just a little random example I was going to stand next to every single woman in labor and every time a nurse or a doctor or hell, even the woman s husband said something stupid like, Just breathe through the pain, it would be my job to squeeze the living fuck out of their reproductive organs until they were curled up in the fetal position asking for their mommies and I d say, Just breathe through the pain, a [...]

  18. Argh I just lost a review I spent nearly an hour writing 3.5 stars In summary, Claire and Carter met five years earlier and had a drunken one night stand that left her pregnant and neither of them knowing how to find the other Five years later, a chance meeting brings these two together again This was a funny romance story, and I get why people are recommending it left and right, but it had way too much snarky, naughty, over the top bumper sticker type humor for me It was just toooo much at time [...]

  19. How, in the name of all that is holly can people call this book funny My inner goddess tried explaining this to me, since she is currently bored because I don t have a dysfunctional abuser in my life that can defeat me with his enormousskilled penis.just a really sweet and ordinary fianc Poor little me Erm.her Whatever Din, this book is funny because it has such a humongous amount of funny scenes she told me brightly.Ah, well then Ok.Wait Sorry It s not ok That s not funny That s just a bunched [...]

  20. Seduction and Snacks was flipping hilarious and sexy as hell Have you ever had an instant connection and attraction to someone You get each other jokes, have the same taste in movies and music, and are enthralled by their stories We ll that s what Claire and Carter have when they meet five years ago at a college frat party Claire decides from this connection that Carter would be the perfect guy to take her V card and then she can move on and immerse herself in college again Yes, Carter is dreamy [...]

  21. Oh My God I m not quite sure I know what to say This book was amazing I don t recall a time that I laughed so much while reading a book I know there have been times, I just can t think of any When I first saw this book around GR, I dismissed it due to its slightly cheesy cover Then a friend sent me the link to the book and told me to check it out thanks Alyssa , so I did I was excited to read it I love stories where couples were separated and find each other again Then I saw the mixed reviews fo [...]

  22. 1.5 stars This book was a huge, HUGE let down Let me say that I have been saving this book for a rainy day, a day when I needed a funny book to lift me up and put a smile on my face When I started this book I was very hopeful However, I soon discovered that this book was not for my taste.First of all, you know in comedies how there is a funny person and a straight man This book had no straight man Both characters were just off the wall and so similar that if it wasn t for the he or she s I would [...]

  23. OMG this book was HILARIOUS I haven t laughed so hard in a while While this book was about Claire and Carter I think Gavin, the four year old stole the show Every time Gavin talked about his weiner I felt the same emotions as Claire and Carter I didn t want to laugh, but sometimes you just couldn t help it One of my favorite parts is when Gavin runs into the room to show everyone his new sword view spoiler her dildo hide spoiler and Claire has to wrestle him for it in front of Carter and her dad [...]

  24. Title Seduction and SnacksSeries Chocolate Lovers 1Author Tara SivecRelease Date 2012Rating 3.5 starsCliffhanger No HEA view spoiler Yes hide spoiler Seduction and Snacks was very first book, I ve read by Tara Sivec and I was pleasantly surprised by how quickly she drew me into the story and made me forget all about the real world I found myself laughing so hard my cheeks hurt and the stupid grin never fell of my face It was very nice change after many emotional or dark reads The story was full [...]

  25. Funniest book I have ever read Deserve a shelf of its own, a category in itself.Warning You ll laugh until you cry To say my weekend was bad, is an understatement Problems at work and by Saturday afternoon I was slightly depressed And then I picked this book Thank GOD and thank you Tara Sivec Hilarious and witty, addictive and funny, this book grabs you and smacks you down It s offensive and opinionated, you can t help but agree at some points and at othersThe first chapter is the most difficult [...]

  26. 4.75 Stars F k me gently with a chainsaw Heathers 1988 This book was such a surprise hit for me Don t you love it when you browse GR and somehow a book catches your interest and then BOOM It turns out to be a great read Well this story was one of those types of books I m so happy to have come across it It s a pretty simple story Claire is a 19 year old virgin when she first meets Carter at a fraternity party They instantly hit it off without actually exchanging names After all the flirting and d [...]

  27. If you would like to quote the best parts of this book, I think you would have to rewrite entire book It s a book that every moment gives you a quote at which you can laugh to tears Money can t buy happiness but it can buy chocolate, which is kind of the same thing Claire and Carter meet at a college party They feel a strong attraction to each other and ended up night drunk and in bed Too drunk to know even their names Next day terrified Claire run away and everything could end up on one night s [...]

  28. What can I say about this book I loved it, and it was hilarious Not only was the story sweet and sexy but this has to be the funniest book I have ever read I mean lol non stop funny Book starts with Claire who never wants kids Ever She meets the nameless sperm donor Carter whom she looses her virginity to at a frat party They both search for each other after the fact to no avail Five years later fate or his job brings Carter to Claire s home town.Claire is probably the funniest and most likable [...]

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