Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River Bawdy joyous messy hysterically funny and guaranteed to offend regardless of religion race national origin sexual orientation or profession Between the Bridge and the River is the debut novel

Bawdy, joyous, messy, hysterically funny, and guaranteed to offend regardless of religion, race, national origin, sexual orientation, or profession Between the Bridge and the River is the debut novel by Craig Ferguson, host of CBS s The Late Late Show Two childhood friends from Scotland and two illegitimate half brothers from the American South suffer and enjoy all mannerBawdy, joyous, messy, hysterically funny, and guaranteed to offend regardless of religion, race, national origin, sexual orientation, or profession Between the Bridge and the River is the debut novel by Craig Ferguson, host of CBS s The Late Late Show Two childhood friends from Scotland and two illegitimate half brothers from the American South suffer and enjoy all manner of bizarre experiences which, as it turns out, are somehow interconnected and, surprisingly enough, meaningful An eclectic cast of characters includes Carl Jung, Fatty Arbuckle, Virgil, Marat, Socrates, and Tony Randall Love, greed, hope, revenge, organized religion, and Hollywood are alternately tickled and throttled Impossible to summarize and impossible to stop reading, this is a romantic comic odyssey that actually delivers and rewards.

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  1. Librarian Note There is than one author in the database with this name.Craig Ferguson is a Scottish American comedian, television host, actor, and writer He is the current host of CBS s The Late Late Show, a role which earned him an Emmy nomination in 2006 He became an American citizen on February 1, 2008.

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  1. Between the River and the Bridge by Craig FergusonAm I glad I read this book Yes.Am I disappointed that I used up my time reading this book when I could have been reading something else No.Will I ever read this book again No.Will I recommend this book to anyone else No.Did I enjoy this book Yes.Did I love this book No.I can t quite put my finger on what is wrong with this book It has the potential to be a great book Craig Ferguson is a very funny man and his book contains some very funny moments [...]

  2. Absolutely fantastic Probably my favorite work of fiction Sprawling, hilarious, touching, insightful, profane, and overall meaningful Interesting how several different storylines end up being brought together into a cohesive whole Clearly influenced by author s experiences with controlled substances I believe this is a love it or hate it kind of book, and, full disclosure, I am a big fan of the author s TV show and standup comedy.

  3. Easily one of my favourite books I m an avid fan of Mr Ferguson, and I was quite impressed with his first novel It s a wildly fun romp that doesn t forget its place as a moral messenger to the masses Mr Ferguson s literary debut cements him in place as the smartest man on television one of those rare people who can balance comedy and a raw sense of reality in a way that really hits home I can t wait for his next endeavour Is there anything this man can t do

  4. this is my favorite book really THE favorite the best way i know how to describe it is that it has the character variety, old timey sweetness and journey theme of o, brother where art thou and the raw and sometimes grotesquely humorous parable quality of pulp fiction yes, it s rated R for sex, violence and a lot of language but it s also well written, endearing and deeply poignant to all walks of life LOVE.Update rereading via audible listening to craig makes it all the better

  5. Oddball Scotsman Craig Ferguson is already up there with Letterman and O Brien as a late night talk show host, but he s an even better author than TV personality.This is brilliant The writing is terrific, fun, insightful, and hilarious The story and the characters are pretty fantastic too There are a lot of meaningful points Ferguson makes, but the whole thing s pretty zany In rare moments, the story is nicely realistic, but it tends to blend the wildly unlikely with the entertainingly impossibl [...]

  6. Between the Bridge and the River is a brilliant exploration of the collective unconsciousness Craig Ferguson is not only an entertaining talk show host, musician and non fiction writer he could easily have a huge career as a full time novelist I loved the imagination behind this one, with cameos by the poet Virgil, the horror writer, H.P Lovecraft, psychologist Carl Jung and others An intellectual s picnic I would have deducted half a point for a few nit picky things here and there, but I love C [...]

  7. Admittedly, I didn t have high expectations for this book It s written by a late night talk show host, for crying out loud But shockingly enough, I loved it Now, having said that and given it four stars , let me say that doesn t necessarily mean I recommend this book for everybody There s definite language and sexual situations involved that will prevent 90% of everyday readers from enjoying it If, however, you can look past that, it really is a great read Ferguson does a fabulous job of weaving [...]

  8. Between the Bridge and the River is one of those books that ten years from now I will remember with a slight smile, contemplating the profundity of life s little moments I ve always thought Ferguson was a great comedian, but he is an even better author The way that the lives in this book intertwine with others is beautiful This book with confuse you, it will make you laugh, it will make you laugh, and probably cringe a bit as well It is an amazing book, one that I happened to pick up by chance w [...]

  9. The official blurb click on the title above is pretty accurate Ferguson is amazingly multi talented musician, actor, writer, standup comedian, talk show host He s written and acted in three movies, including Saving Grace and I ll Be There He s presented his own series on Scottish archaeology, titled Dirt Detective This novel reminds me a lot of those by Carl Hiaasen It is astonishingly crass and vulgar in spots, wittily cynical, sometimes deep, sometimes shallow, sometimes apparently random, alw [...]

  10. I m not entirely sure how to encapsulate this book It s an interesting mix of not entirely linear narrative, casual asides, the occasional whiff of 12 step thinking, and a message that s hard to argue with help others The most barbed satire of the book is directed at the entertainment industry, which makes sense given that Ferguson was on the Drew Carey show and now has his own evening interview show Yet in some regards it s less entertaining because there s genuine anger behind it, as opposed t [...]

  11. I LOVED THIS BOOK I never read books like this At first I didn t think I would be able to get into it So after about 30 pages I set it down, misplaced it, then found it again and started reading I fell in love with it I hope this book bounces around my circle of friends like a beachball at a Nickelback concert I thought it very insightful and my heart broke with every breath during some parts As much as I love watching him every night before bed I think he is wasting his time on tv, he should be [...]

  12. If you like Craig Ferguson host of the Late Late Show , you ll like this book He is a smart guy with a quirky sense of language and timing The book didn t blow me away, but it was an entertaining read, and provided some interesting commentary on Hollywood and TV evangelism.

  13. I really enjoyed this book and was sorry for it to end I ll miss the characters It was a little hard to get going since there are multiple story lines going at once But once I got into it, I couldn t put it down because I was so anxious to find out what would happen I was a little surprised at the depth to Mr Ferguson Somewhat unexpected However, since I have become a fan, I have made a point of reading much about him and watching various films and such and have discovered that I like him very m [...]

  14. Strange story, highly enjoyable book, I couldn t put it down until I finished Ferguson s writing reminds me something of Douglas Adam s Hitchhiker s Guide books and Kurt Vonnegut The story has a spiritual theme that is amusing and nice, not too heavy A lot allegory in the story in the form of dreams, and one is not forced to the conclusion that the dreams are visions or just dreams I would recommend this book to anyone, as long as they would not be offended by the portions of the books that invo [...]

  15. I have to confess that I did not finish this book A third of the way in, I realized I sort of hated all the characters and didn t care what happened to them And it turns out that if you mention bl w j bs on every other page, eventually even bl w j bs begin to lose their charm Who knew, right It was entertaining in parts, but life is too short to read a book you don t love.

  16. Comedy is probably the hardest genre to pull off, both in fiction and film every one s funny bone is set at a slightly different angle, and it s hard to pull off something that s consistently smart and funny As a result, I m always feeling slightly starved for comic fiction, and so I picked this up to try and fill the void Ferguson has always struck me as smarter and funnier than most of his late night talkshow brethren, so I figured it was worth a shot.And indeed, the one liners come fast and f [...]

  17. I have to admit I was hesitant I found this on one of the circle twirly tables in the library that sucks you in with its passive aggressive suggestions It was shiny It had a neat cover It was new, no binding creases or sticky residue Okay.Craig Ferguson Isn t he that pervy boss from that Drew Carey show from the 90s He has a talk show now right I m old and haven t watched late night since Letterman was funny Ever hesitant Okay, now this is downright just is he making fun of me I mean, you write [...]

  18. A hilarious religious novel At first I thought it was a collection of short stories because the first three chapters didn t seem to have anything to do with each other, but it turned out that the threads connected along the way Fraser and George grew up together Fraser becomes a Televangelist in Scotland George becomes a Good Guy who gets cancer and realizes that s really pretty much all he is The other main thread follows Saul and Leon, brothers who grew up in an orphanage, run away and end up [...]

  19. Sometimes I start composing my reviews in my head as I m reading In this case, I started off thinking that Ferguson s experience as a drummer and a comic are evident in his writing The first chapter is delightfully rhythmic it almost begs to be read aloud His characterizations of young George and Fraser are brisk, efficient and spot on There was definite 5 star potential here.After a couple of chapters, though, I realized that this was reminding me and of A Confederacy of Dunces I hated that b [...]

  20. Picked this up recently at a library sale Craig Ferguson s book is not immediately what you would expect from the late night talk show host I have not watched his TV show extensively, but enough to think him a funny man This book has funny moments, but is not laugh out loud funny It has humorous characters and settings, but in the end talks about death and faith with seriousness than I expected even after reading the breathless comments on the back Overall a pleasant and quick read, because, ev [...]

  21. I listened to this book, and unfortunately, Craig Ferguson s quick paced and lyrical reading of it is probably all that got me through I love weird I m a huge fan of Christopher Moore, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, and Neil Gaiman , and I don t mind non linear, or even segues, but this book was just too much of everything It meandered through all of it s story lines, and in the end I suppose you feel where they were all leading to, but the end doesn t really justify the means And many of the segue [...]

  22. Humorous take on religion, tv evangelists, some pop psych thrown in, and a whole lot of interconnected misfits Everything comes to a head towards the end of the novel And then, well we just sit in the grass at the side of the road and wait, I guess.This was my breather book , a light, interesting read before I jumped headfirst into another long, heavy novel Definitely the break I was looking for For those who may not know Craig Ferguson is the funny scottish actor late nite host, and I couldnt h [...]

  23. This book was a bit of a surprise Ferguson has a lot of characters, each involved in their own story, none of which are apparently related to one another Then at the end, he ties it all neatly together I totally admire an author who can do that This was a delightful surprise to discover about my celebrity crush, Craig Ferguson I wish he was signed on to so I could friend him LOL

  24. This book was so disjointed and A.D.D that I m amazed I finished it To say I disliked this book is an understatement The best part was the period at the end of the last sentence It may actually be the worst book I ve ever read Normally I d feel terrible about a review like this but I just can t this time It sounded like a promising story It just wasn t.

  25. Definately one of the worst books of all time It was pointless It was hard to keep interest anyway when it s bouncing around from one person to the next, But when you get to the end and it just ends with no purpose or substance to this insane no plot story it just sucks I wish I would have never wasted my time on this book.

  26. I stopped reading this book The foul language was excessive, I guess I should have expected that from Craig Ferguson I can normally get pass the language in books, but this was too much The story line was interesting and I m sorry to have to put it away Why isn t there a Clean Flicks type of thing for books

  27. I don t hate a lot of books but I really hated this book I was so looking forward to it because I love Craig Ferguson s stand up but I m not such a fan of his fiction I optimistically waited to laugh throughout the whole book and just never did I found his characters pathetic, empty and meritless The book just made me sad.

  28. I went into this book with fairly low expectations A good friend, whose opinion I trust, gave it a pretty poor review Others noted the book s religiosity, AA tropes, and Jungisms all things for which I generally have little patience I m pleased to say, that Ferguson s warm hearted, humorous tale was fantastic Its all too human characters are even lovable for their flaws.

  29. I really did NOT like this book I read it only because I have to finish something once I start it It made no sense while I read it, and once finished, still made no sense I usually finish a book in a day or two, but this took much longer Really disappointed.

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