Pack Challenge is Books Squicky buddy read with Anne So what are you waiting for Go and read her review now A word of warning explicit sex scenes will be discussed in this review If that makes you
Pack Challenge is Books Squicky buddy read with Anne. So what are you waiting for? Go and read her review now!A word of warning: explicit sex scenes will be discussed in this review. If that makes you uncomfortable either don't read "incriminating evidence #3" or just walk away from this review and quietly close the door behind you. I'd advise you to stick around (believe me, it's worth it) but hey, it's your life.So. I've read a lot of crappy books in my life. But let me tell you, this is majorly craptastic. It gives the word crappy a whole new dimension. Man do we have a winner here!Where to start?! Oh yes, I know. First allow me to congratulate myself and give myself a big pat on the back for actually finishing this book. I did it. I'm so proud. When I started reading this book I expected something in the vein of Dragon Actually: light and funny with batshit crazy yet lovable heroines and silly sex scenes thrown in. Excuse me while I smack myself upside the head here. Same author, different pen names. Now I know why *facepalm*Before you decide to give this book a try, be aware that there are side effects involved that may cause severe bodily harm:► Eyerolling until your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.► Screaming internally until your vocal cords decide some actual shrieking and screeching would be nice, which will most certainly result in losing your voice for a few days.► Banging your head on your desk until your grey cells come out of your ears.This book? Never a dull moment. ♦ Incriminating evidence #1: Lovely Ladies Inc aka Bitches R Us.The female characters in this book? Unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE. I can deal with silly. I can deal with crazy. I can deal with violent. I can deal with snarky. I can deal with sarcastic. I cannot deal with girls who treat each other like crap just for kicks. Especially when said girls are supposed to be best friends. They are stupid, superficial and pathetic. They have zero self-respect. And they address each other in the most charming way: ► Bitch ✓ Wonderful array of adjectives here: crazy, dumb, mean, cheap, vicious… Take your pick, it's on the house!► Slut ✓ Option a: bar slut. Option b: biker slut.► Whore ✓ Option a: crack whore. Option b: fucking whore.► Piece of shit ✓ Simple yet effective. Love it.Delightful girls I tell you. They love to slap each other too. And keep promising to beat the shit out of each other. But hey, that's gun-carrying, mean Texas bitches for you.But wait! In case you didn't get that all women are bitches, let Zach, the charming male mc, hammer it into you. According to this lovely piece of work, females are either: toxic, crazy, dumb, petty, power-hungry, stupid, loud or psychotic bitches. But hey, that doesn't mean the guy doesn't appreciate a ripe piece of ass when he sees one. I think feminism just committed suicide.♦ Incriminating evidence #2: I'm-a-golden-retriever-heroine Inc aka TSTL is Me.So here we have lovely Sara (not Sarah thankfully enough. Phew, that was close!). She lives in a town ruled by wolves. Pretty much everyone in town is (check all that apply) growling/snarling/sniffing around all day. A pack of wolves watches over her. They howl to at her at night and she howls right back. Does she think this is strange? Nope. Does she think it's weird that a big, lone wolf watches her every move at night? Of course not, that's perfectly normal. Does she believe her friend when she tells her werewolves exist? Oh please don't be silly. Meet Sara Morrighan. Clueless doesn't even begin to cover it. But you know what makes Sara truly irresistible? She seems to think she is so freakingly cool, dangerous and ass-kicking when she gets drunk. Atta girl. I'm pretty sure feminism committed suicide again.Drunk-Sara was fun. Drunk-Sara set things on fire. Drunk-Sara grabbed groping men by the balls and squeezed until they passed out.So it seems our dear heroine needs to get her aggression under control. No problem. That non-werewolf biker (there are no such things as werewolves you silly) will gladly "fuck the aggression out of her." Hey don't look at me, I'm not the one who wrote the freaking book. Well, if I'm to be completely honest here Sara isn't that hopeless. Why? She has a secret orgasmic weapon you see. But more on that later.♦ Incriminating evidence #3: Subtle Sex Scenes Inc aka Crazed Rabbits on Crack R Us.I'm all for down & dirty sex scenes but some things are better left to the imagination. TMI Shelly Laurenston. Does that mean anything to you? I mean there are graphic descriptions and then there are GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS. But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Before we get to the juicy bits (bad pun totally intended) let's build things up with some delicate foreplay. I should have known something was wrong when dear old Zach started envying a banister (yes, a banister) Sara was straddling. But hey, who am I to judge? If the guy has a banister fetish it's his problem, not mine. Right. Then he seems to get off watching Sara sliding on a bar stool: "He thought about her doing the same move to his face." Okay then. Poor Zach, it's not his fault Sara drives him nuts: "she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a hose." Right. What's a guy supposed to do? Apart from "taking the discussion to the bathroom where he could fuck the answer out of her" or "grabbing the woman, bending her over the bar, and fucking her within an inch of her life?" Told you it was all about delicate foreplay.Enough time wasted people, let's get to it (foreplay is overrated anyway). The sex scenes in this book are so badly written they almost end up being hilarious. And you know you're in serious trouble when the lovely heroine starts growling (no werewolves! No werewolves!) things like "fuck me, you shit." Hahahahahahaha! Oops. Sorry about that. I have a weird sense of humour. Anyway, dear old Sara does get creative with the "fuck me" lines so at least I got a good laugh out of it. But I digress. Where was I? Oh yes, time for TMI. I think I shall be lenient and use spoiler tags beyond this point. You're welcome.(view spoiler)[The sex scenes in this book are kind of pathetically funny at first but they get old really fast. And there is only so much I can read about wet/flooded pussies, rock-hard cocks and overflowing juices. Shelly Laurenston, let's keep the clinical/overly descriptive writing to a minimum next time around, shall we? Here are a few quotes for your personal enjoyment. No worries though, they won't have you throwing your underwear across the room.He could practically hear her clit twitching from where he stood. Nice image, thank you. Sara watched as he, still holding her hand wet with her own juices, slipped her middle finger into his mouth and swirled his tongue around it.I didn't need to read that.She looked down at his big, strong hand. She’d gotten finger-fucked with that hand.Please don't remind me.Zach felt her orgasm when her tight pussy practically snapped his fingers in two during the first spasm.Ouch, that sounds painful.Dragging her finger along the tip, she cleaned off the pre-come. He watched her slip that finger into her mouth and suck it clean.I didn't need to read that either. (hide spoiler)]Even Miley Cyrus doesn't approve. And that's saying a lot.I honestly think watching rabbit porn would be a bigger turn on than reading the sex scenes in this book. Shelly Laurenston, congratulations. You have just been awarded the Unsexiest Sex Scenes Ever Trophy.Oh wait, I almost forgot Sara's secret orgasmic weapon! Because you all want to know what it is right?She couldn’t explain it, but her old wound had somehow become a giant G-spot on her leg.Yep, that's right, her old leg wound does the trick every time. Didn't expect that did you? Touch my scar! Touch my scar! Wheee!Now that's what I call creative writing.I have the second book in this series on my Kindle and masochistic little me is actually thinking of reading it. Who knows? I might get lucky. It might be much worse than this one.✎ Book 2: Go Fetch ★["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>. What s an Alpha Male to do when he meets the Alpha Female of his dreams Step one, hide all sharp objects All Zach Sheridan ever wanted was to become Alpha Male of his Pack and be left alone What he definitely didn t need in his life was some needy female demanding his attention What he never saw coming was the vicious, scarred female who not only demanded his attentionWhat s an Alpha Male to do when he meets the Alpha Female of his dreams Step one, hide all sharp objects All Zach Sheridan ever wanted was to become Alpha Male of his Pack and be left alone What he definitely didn t need in his life was some needy female demanding his attention What he never saw coming was the vicious, scarred female who not only demanded his attention but knew exactly how to get it Sara Morrighan knew this was the best she could expect from her life Good friends A nice place to live And a safe job But when Zach rode into her small Texas town with his motorcycle club, Sara knew she wanted She knew she wanted him But after one sexy encounter with her dream biker, everything is starting to change Her body Her strength That new thing she s doing with the snarling Even her best friends are starting to wonder what s going on with her But this is only the beginning Sara s about to find out her life was meant for so much And Zach s about to find true love with the one woman who makes him absolutely insane Warning, this title contains the following explicit sex, graphic language, and strong violence.. The best Book Pack Challenge Pack Challenge is book one in Shelly Laurenston’s Magnus Pack series. If I could only use one word to describe this book it would be fun. This book was an absolute delight to read. Filled with witty banter, sarcastic undertones, an ill-tempered shape-shifter who is in over his head and a super bitchy heroine – what is not to love?????Sara Morrighan lost her mother as an infant and then at yet another young age her father was killed when they were attacked by mountain lions. Incidentally, this attack left Sara’s face badly scarred as well as left her with a badly damaged leg. After the death of her father, Sara’s psychotic and cantankerous grand-mother obtained custody of her moving her from California to a small town in Texas. Needless to say, Sara has not had the easiest of lives. When her crazy grand-mother finally passes away when Sara is twenty-eight years of age, Sara celebrates with the rest of the small town. Needless to say, there was no abundance of love for the irrational old coot. Six months have passed since her grandmother kicked the bucket and Sara is now dealing with indescribable and unbearable pain in her leg from her old injury and it seems to be getting worse. There can only be one explanation....she is definitely dying. Zach Sheridan has come to this small town in Texas with his pack to take Sara back to where she is originally from and to also let her in on the secret of her heritage. Sara’s parent’s belonged to Zach’s pack prior to their deaths and they have waited long enough to explain to Sara that she is also a shape-shifting wolf. They tried to come for her immediately after the death of her father but her grandmother prevented them from taking her. Zach and his pack are also there to protect Sara from the Pride, a group of shape-shifting lions who are responsible for the death of her father. They are now after Sara seeing that her grandmother no longer poses a threat to them. When Zach finally meets Sara he is instantaneously attracted to her and this simply pisses him off. One, he is not one who wants to be bogged down with a mate when he is so close to becoming the pack Alpha. And two, the bitch is psychotic and he needs to stay the hell away. So why does he find her bitchy attitude and crazy demeanor such a turn on?Sara has no understanding as to why every time she gets near Zach her body lights up like the fourth of July. Zach's intensity and his animalistic growls leaves her all warm and fuzzy, not to mention turned on beyond belief with her special parts all tingly. Zach finds himself being unable to deny his connection with Sara. It is much more than a simple lustful attraction. She calls to his inner wolf and primal instincts and he is unable to decide whether he wants to mount her or slap her ass. When this aggressive, snarky and feisty heroine and the dominant alpha who is a jackass finally do get together the explosion is nuclear. It also leaves Zach knowing that he will never be able to walk away. She is his as much as he is hers. When danger comes to the forefront threatening Sara, Zach will stop at nothing to protect the woman who has claimed him in all her bitchy glory.All in all, Pack Challenge is a funny and sizzling hot paranormal read. This is my first Shelly Laurenston book and it certainly will not be my last. I love the mix of crazy humor and the supernatural world that this author has created. This book is not overly complicated as many paranormal reads tend to be. You get a pretty awesome hero and heroine and some hilarious secondary characters. A great read in my books!
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